My name is Kat, I'm a Cancer, I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach, and frisky women.

 

kayleyhyde:

#kayleycountdown Late again for day fifteen: something from the 12 days of Christmas. I don’t have five golden rings but LOOK AT THE ORCA RING

kayleyhyde:

#kayleycountdown Late again for day fifteen: something from the 12 days of Christmas. I don’t have five golden rings but LOOK AT THE ORCA RING

Now ain't the time for your tears: ORGASM AWARENESS MONTH: SEX TOY GIVEAWAY

rcmclachlan:

Oh man, I can’t tell you how much I’ve been waiting for this moment.

So, after TMI Tuesday and my sex toy post did so well, I sat around last week after work and an idea began forming, and then I began calling October “Orgasm Awareness Month,” and then I suddenly had my wallet…


I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick, it even makes me rhyme. I hate the way you’re always right, I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you’re not around, and the fact that you didn’t call. But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you, not even close… not even a little bit… not even at all.

I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick, it even makes me rhyme. I hate the way you’re always right, I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you’re not around, and the fact that you didn’t call. But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you, not even close… not even a little bit… not even at all.

(Source: kwon-maknae)